Here are some ideas for when the telemarketer calls you…
*Make up your own language
*Cough violently in the phone
*Try to sell them something
*Ask them if they can smell bananas…
*Tell them a story
*Sing in the phone and see if you make the cut for American Idol
*Dial the phone and keep saying “It is not ringing”
*Copy everything that they say back to them
*Tell them to catch and pretend like you are throwing a ball to them
*Say that this is an emergency line…please state your emergency!